My first blog! <insert loud applause here>
Thank you for your kind applause. <please continue with applause and slowly recede to quiet>
I am finally in the 21st century and it feels de-lightful. De-licious. De-lovely.
I am now a Modern Woman.
I will be a lean, mean blogging machine. I intend to bore you with the dailitudes of my life, antecdotes only I will understand and photos that will be blurry, contain a finger blocking someone's face or are just plain uninteresting.
Welcome to my blog.
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